• What to Expect When Adopting a Guy

  • 156 Explanations for Why Men Act Like Men
  • By: Dr. Eric Ward
  • Narrated by: Dr. Eric Ward
  • Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins

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What to Expect When Adopting a Guy

By: Dr. Eric Ward
Narrated by: Dr. Eric Ward
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Publisher's summary

Why don't men talk about their feelings? Are men lonelier than we think? Most importantly, why are men always touching their man parts?

Finally, someone wrote it. The definitive guide to why men act like men. A comprehensive list of the faults, shortcomings, and seemingly inexplicable odors with which men walk the earth. "What To Expect When Adopting a Guy" also, however, presents for the listener's consideration evidence that most of the qualities men possess may actually have logical and often scientific explanations behind them.

So, are you hoping to get to know a new guy as quickly as possible? Or have you been married for 50 years and can't figure out why he's still a big oaf? Maybe you're a man trying to explain to your wife or girlfriend why you do what you do. This book is for you. It offers bluntly honest historical, social, and biological explanations of who men are and how they ended up this way. Just like your high school sex education classes, you'll be entertained, educated, and a little horrified, often all at the same time.

©2024 Dr. Eric Ward (P)2024 Dr. Eric Ward

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