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Instant Mom
- Narrated by: Nia Vardalos
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
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Some families are created in different ways but are still, in every way, a family.
Writer and star of My Big Fat Greek Wedding Nia Vardalos firmly believed she was supposed to be a mom, but Mother Nature and modern medicine had put her in a headlock. So she made a choice that shocked friends, family, and even herself: with only 14 hours' notice, she adopted a preschooler.
Instant Mom is Vardalos' hilarious and poignant true chronicle of trying to become a mother while fielding nosy "frenemies" and Hollywood reporters asking, "Any baby news?" With her signature wit and candor, she describes her and husband Ian Gomez's bumpy road to parenting, how they found their daughter, and what happened next. Vardalos includes a comprehensive how-to-adopt section and explores innovative ways to conquer the challenges all new moms face, from sleep to personal grooming. She learns that whether via biology, relationship, or adoption - motherhood comes in many forms.
In Instant Mom, Vardalos shares the terrifying joys of parenthood and for the first time reveals her stubborn optimism and perseverance on her trek to finally becoming a mom, instantly.
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- Alicia Jaramillo
- 02-19-19
Great job telling a great story
As a person Who has never been a mother themselves until my two little foster girls were placed in my life, I am so thankful for her fun and enlightening story of what it’s like to be a mom after those many years and what a great person to be able to tell the story when you have the humor that she does
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- Libby Wan
- 04-09-15
Great for anyone adopting from foster care
It's nice to find a book that focuses on adopting through foster care, since there are not many. And having someone's personal experience is insightful. Although it could have done without all the name dropping and bragging...
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- WILLIE WONKA
- 03-01-15
Motherhood by Adopting
Funny, witty, honest and insightful. Nia is a delight, and so were her adventures in becoming a Mom.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-30-20
Amazing
Very touched by Nia's motherly love and her ability to express through her voice!
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- Linda
- 06-26-15
Great book
Every mother about to be or already is could benefit from this book. She is so warm and sincere. I throughly enjoyed it.
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- Tina
- 08-29-17
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An emotional and relatable story. I knew I wanted to read it. I just didn't know I needed it.
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- jessica miavon hackman
- 01-20-19
not what I thought but really good
This book was great but it suggested in the beginning to tell you about foster care. it was not that informative but have more of a personal point of view. it kept my attention and was worth reading.
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- Chelsea
- 07-29-15
I LOVE Nia!
This is such a beautiful, humorous, and inspirational story. I loved every minute and caught myself laughing out loud and tearing up and simply connecting with this story. She did such a great job!
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- Lila Fowler
- 03-07-16
A great book for any parent or parent to be
I really enjoyed this book, and was sad when it ended. It's such a heartfelt and sweet story. It also brought tears to my eyes a few times, and it's funny as hell!
Nia and Ian are so relatable as parents and as people. I wish I could go to one of their dinner parties!
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- Jennifer J. Hall
- 06-14-16
A Must Listen!
incredible book and made into an even funnier, interesting listen because it is read by the author. i cried and laughed my way through this book. Thank you Nia for writing it and turning it into an audio book. I'm hoping for a sequel.
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